Employment

Question: How many jobs does McDanooj generate?
Answer: Enough. Interested in joining the McDanooj family? Employment opportunities await!

Whether it's a humble fry cook, a daring beef pounder, or a brave yet foolish cashier, McDanooj has an opportunity for you!
So come on by to your local McDanooj establishment and figure it out

Franchising

Interested in possessing a McDanooj location? Great! Thanks for wanting to be one of us!
But before you can convert others and place down the McDanooj Stones, you have to go through a rigorous vetting process.
These include things like:

Are you a current drug user?
Have you been convicted of a crime?
Do you own a gun?
How often do you commune with otherworldly entities?
Have you ever manifested?
Do you see, hear, or feel things that are far from you?
What is your current income and net worth?

Confident you'll pass inspection? Double great!
Contact corporate through the form on this page (form coming soon) and we'll begin scanning immediately!
Once you're cleared for assimilation, we'll send you a transmutation clause and be on our way.

Thanks again for being interested in expanding the McDanooj Family. Ba da da da dah, it's engorging.