PRESENTING THE ALL NEW MCDANOOJ BONER!

Question: What is the McDanooj Boner Sandwooj?
Answer: Late one night, or perhaps early one morning, R'nooj McDanooj labored INTENSELY in the McDanooj Laboratories. Because he was tired (he should have been drinking our McDanooj Wakeup Juice Coffee, now available at your local McDanooj), he made a horrible, careless mistake! When assembling one of our signature sandwiches, he FORGOT THE SECRET SAUCE (GASP!) And that's not all! He put the cheese on... IN THE WRONG ORDER! Oh he also used chicken instead of a 100% Earth but not earth ground but not ground beef patty. But it was too late. The mistake was made, and the McDanooj Boner was born!

This mistake was on sale for only a day but...
NOW YOU TOO CAN EAT R'NOOJ MCDANOOJ'S BONER!

That's right, folks! You too can enjoy his boner for a limited time! What is this sandwooj? You got a bun, cheese, pickle, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, more cheese, half grilled onion, and a Glorious Cock(TM) chicken patty topped with even more cheese, a single pickle, half of a tomato, too much lettuce, some raw onion, a fourth slice of cheese, and something else I think I'm forgetting. Maybe you'll find out what that is when you order:

THE MCDANOOJ BONER SANDWOOJ

THIS DRY AS HECK SANDWOOJ AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL MCDANOOJ FOR A LIMITED TIME!!!

Take it raw only at McDanooj.

Like cattle is important to a ranch, the customers are important to a restaurant! And as our cattle, we thought you'd like to know just exactly what feed was available to you!
The following is an example of a McDanooj menu. (Legal note: items and prices vary from franchise to franchise. Want to own a McDanooj franchise? Check out our franchising page!)

Enjoy these items with an ice cold cup of GrOoke or GrOoke product! [Yoshi can you make that corrupted again? Thanks. :)] Or during our breakfast hour your choice of coffee, juice that is orange, or T. (Legal note: T costs 65.38914% more when requested during the breakfast opportunitity.) Only at your local McDanooj. Ba da da da dah, it's edible.

Enticed by our menu? Great! Present your cashier code with coupon code: CODPIECE to get a McDanooj Fish Sandwooj at 25% off! Wow