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Ever wonder who writes the slop your ears sop up? Well look further because you're getting nothing.
Due to contractual limitations, I'm only allowed to refer to myself by my employee ID of MARKETING-1.
Regardless, we'd like to thank you for your support and kind words.
We're stimulated with passion and our hearts are absolutely penetrated by your kindness.
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